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FatJoe214

Age/Gender: 13, Male
Location: Oakcliff,Dallas,T exas

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PSN ID

Posted by FatJoe214 Dec. 20, 2009 @ 8:00 PM EST

Need ideas for my PSN ID name or should I just make it FatJoe214 or just FatJoe?I'm also thinking about LocoJoe214. I need the 214 since it's taken.
After a while of thinking I have decided to go with LocoJoe214

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Beer

Posted by FatJoe214 Sep. 12, 2009 @ 1:53 PM EDT

I've brought beer to many B-Day threads so i was wondering when you a birthday thread do you expect to see me post in there?

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Happy 9/11!

Posted by FatJoe214 Sep. 11, 2009 @ 7:53 PM EDT

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It's been 8 years since a plane flew into some building and some more shit happened. Time for some 9/11 jokes

Q: What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
A: "It's Raining Men"

Q: What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets

A fireman went home on 9/11 and told his wife that he almost died. "My buddy Stan and I were running toward one tower after the other one fell, he said, "But then Stan got hit by a jumper! Thirty seconds later, the north tower collapsed. If Stan didn't get hit, we both would have been goners!"

The fireman's wife turned to him and said, "Is this going to be a long story?"

Q: What does WTC stand for?
A: What Trade Centre?

Q: What's 9 divided by 11 divided by 01?
A: A good investment in real estate. (A temporary dip in the price of downtown real estate, followed by an almost 100% increase over the next five years.)

Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones' head when he was working on the World Trade Center's 90th floor?
A: The 91st floor.

Q: What's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.

Q: What color were Mohammed Atta's eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!

Q: How many Americans died in 9/11?
A: Who gives a fuck?

Q: What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it intersects a plane.

Have you heard about the decision about the memorial at the WTC site?
The city decided to go with an open park and the worlds largest franchise of the "International House of Pancakes!"

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows since they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot!

Q: How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up?
A: The rest of your life!

Well, 9/11 sure proves one thing... New Yorkers can really come together in a crunch!

Q: What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
A: Two large planes!

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Free Cookies!

Posted by FatJoe214 Sep. 5, 2009 @ 11:53 PM EDT

Today I was walking around the neighborhood and some guy was giving away free cookies. So now i will do the same. Please take one.

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Updated: 09/06/09 1:41 AM 12 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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All Hail Hypnotoad.

Posted by FatJoe214 Sep. 2, 2009 @ 10:23 PM EDT

All Hail Hypnotoad.

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2000th post

Posted by FatJoe214 Aug. 28, 2009 @ 5:24 PM EDT

i just made my 2000th post and am level 11

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Tom and Jerry

Posted by FatJoe214 Aug. 9, 2009 @ 1:25 AM EDT

Anyone else watch the old episodes?

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1000 th post!

Posted by FatJoe214 Jul. 23, 2009 @ 6:04 PM EDT

wel i got my 1000 th post heres a screen shot

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time for new news post

Posted by FatJoe214 Jul. 11, 2009 @ 12:56 PM EDT

i aint got shit to say exept ummm oh there were several gun shot outside my house god damn assholes kept me up all night

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Micheal Jackson DEAD?!?!

Posted by FatJoe214 Jun. 26, 2009 @ 11:11 AM EDT

I say this is bullshit why couldn'y Miley Cyrus have died?We all saw the blowjob picture she could've had syphilis.RIP Micheal

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